Hoochie Coochie Tee

If you know, you know.

The Hoochie Coochie Tee is a playful nod to one of country music's most unforgettable sing-along anthems. Whether you're headed to the honky tonk, the county fair, or just looking for an excuse to crack open a cold one, this shirt is guaranteed to get a few laughs—and probably a few people singing the chorus.

It's the kind of tee that says, "I'm here for a good time... and someone better play Alan Jackson."

Built for Boot Scootin' & Bad Decisions

Made from premium, ultra-soft cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this vintage-style tee is as comfortable as your favorite dive bar stool. Pair it with boots, blue jeans, and just enough confidence to dance like nobody's watching (even though everybody definitely is).

Features

🤠 Premium soft cotton for all-day comfort
🍻 Vintage-inspired distressed graphic
🎶 Classic unisex fit
✔️ Durable, high-quality print
🎵 Perfect for country concerts, tailgates, honky tonks, and questionable karaoke performances

Save a Horse... Wear the Shirt.

Whether you're tearing up the dance floor, making memories you probably won't remember, or just pretending you know how to two-step, the Hoochie Coochie Tee is the perfect uniform for country music fans who don't take themselves too seriously.

Cold beer. Loud country. Poor decisions. Repeat. 🍺🤠

Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Classic fit
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
100% USA preshrunk cotton, Heather Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Safety Green is 50% polyester & 50% cotton.
Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
THE FOLLOWING COLORS ARE CURRENTLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRAND: Yellow, Khaki, & Aquatic Blue

normal fit

	B	C	A
S	17.99 inch	6.22 inch	27.99 inch
M	28.98 inch	20 inch	6.5 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	6.97 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.24 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	7.48 inch	25.98 inch
3XL	32.99 inch	27.99 inch	7.72 inch
4XL	33.98 inch	30 inch	7.99 inch
5XL	35 inch	31.97 inch	8.46 inch